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Mx-Witis

Mx-Witis is caught after speaking to MxW and is a very serious condition.
Symptoms include twitching, frothing at the mouth, seeing his face on every person you cross and finally ending up in a padded room with a Dairy Milk bar for your only company.
It can only be treated with a strong antibacterial soap, a lot of mouthwash, a visit to the doctors and a restraining order.
"zOmg eeeee'z gt mXwItIs!!!1111 runnnnnn!!!!"

"She has Mx-Witis, it had to be treated with some cream. It was special."
by L_and_O June 27, 2008
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Wittiot

Someone who's very smart, but does dumb things all the time.
Jason sure is bright, but sometimes he's a complete Wittiot.
by PRyan March 19, 2008
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wittigence

a brief, sudden, normally unexpected injection of wit and intelligence combined, generally in the midst of "other" subject matter or context
Professor was known for his often whimsical, sometimes scathing wittigences at unpredictable junctures of his lectures.
by the deficit kid July 12, 2009
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Witwig

One who puts on airs, one who attempts to give the illusion of class or intelligence or refinement while, in truth, possessing none of the above.
Humphrey: My stars! I do say this crumpet has a fine oaky taste with a hint of autumn!
Reginald: Humphrey, you witwig! That is a urinal cake! Do not attempt to impress me with your false culinary criticism!
Humphrey: But... How will I make you love me as I love you?
Reginald: Oh you witwig... You know that I already do.

*they embrace*
by CameronGrantJr June 9, 2014
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Witnitized

When someone has been made into a victim by being tricked into witnessing something so absolutely unimaginably horrifying that the image will forever be burned into their memory
He's never been the same since he witnitized his parents having sex.

She was witnitized when that weirdo flashed her in the park.

Being witnitized is the worst! That image will forever be burned into your brain.
by I am Multiplied February 1, 2017
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WinRina

a word that symbolizes real love and friendship. Something that is inseparable. a word that is synonymous to forever.
"WinRina, the Nætion's best couple. "
"A world without WinRina, is not a world but a globe."

"It's only WinRina or nothing!"
by ae_hart April 7, 2021
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Sticky Witwicky

A Sticky Witwicky is when you have had some happy time and end up finding sticky bits of semen everywhere. Named after Sam Witwicky from Transformers
Oh dude I just found another Sticky Witwicky on my jeans, i shoulda cleaned up better after my happy time
by Dionize September 11, 2016
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