Dirty Wintoneak

A porn moustache, typically grown by hockey players, which is slightly thinner and less full than normal.

Dude, when that goalie took off his helmet, I totally saw he had a Dirty Wintoneak!

by Dr. Chauchshow October 14, 2009

wignorant

a special type of ignorance reserved for wiggers.

bro, that mosh part was wignorant.

by thesickestgoat January 2, 2010

garfield without garfield

Exactly what it sounds like: Garfield comic strips with Garfield removed, making Jon a lonely schizo. Like most amusing internet fads, got started on 4chan.

Garfield without Garfield is a million times funnier than the comic itself.

by Aqua_Mann March 26, 2008

friends without benefits

A relationship in which two friends are practically dating but there are no sexual benefits.

"I took her to Earth last night---after we had dinner with her parents. And prom's next week."
"...did you hook up?"
"No...we're like friends without benefits."

by amadeus1985 June 12, 2009

wittol

A husband who has no objection to his wife making love to other men.

When his wife told him she had just made love to his best friend, her husband, being a wittol, wished her happiness, and his wife displayed appropriate affectionate contempt for her husband.

by Paul Kusinitz October 17, 2002

Winona Ryder

Great actress, lovely babe and kind-hearted personality.

"one of the most celebrated actresses of her generation. Adept at playing characters ranging from depressed, angst-ridden goths to Edith Wharton debutantes, the saucer-eyed, porcelain-skinned Ryder has attained critical respect in addition to widespread popularity" wish I knew her

by Loretta August 20, 2004

taking without asking

taking something without asking permission is effectively stealing, especially if the person committing the act has no intention of replacing what is taken.

food from my shelf was taken without my being asked, this is clearly an act of stealing.

"oh dear, someone has been eating my food! no one asked me if they could eat my food, therefore I can only deduce that it has been stolen."

taking without asking is not cool

by the moralist January 4, 2012