Withitness

Educational jargon for being aware. Like knowing when students are on their phones in class.

Student:”What’s Withitness?”
Prof: “Being aware of what is going on in class.”
Student: “Why not just say awareness?”
Prof: “Because Withitness sounds better and we can act like we’re better than others by having jargon that only we understand.”

by ShrewDannon April 11, 2023

witsit

Someone who is suspect/ not trust worthy/ a shill.

Don't trust that guy, he's the biggest witsit i know

by NoJoke_J December 20, 2024

Winnit

A plug of poo that gets lodged in the eye of the penis after anal intercorse

Greg plowed my back-door in last night and got another winnit.

by B1ggg D November 25, 2025

Betty Witit

When you're friend gets a fine new girl after a breakup

John-"Yo did you hear about Adam's new girl?"

Kyle-"I did bro, Adam's for real Betty Witit!"

by Owen Lang October 13, 2023