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Willis:

A small town about 45 minutes north of Houston. Full of red-necks and old people who suck at driving. Never take 1097 to 105 because you'll get stuck at the red light before you ever get out of town. the biggest attraction is super Kroger and next in line is tractor supply. Full of teenagers who think they are country but actually aren't. Close enough to Conroe that you'll never see it on a map or here anybody outside of Willis talk about Willis. Walnut cove.
Person 1: Where are you from
Person 2: I'm from Willis, Texas
Person 1: where's that at?

Person 2 Don't worry about it.
by Marcher 4Ever February 4, 2017
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WillisMcGehee-Busted-My-Knee

Owww i WillisMcGehee-Busted-My-Knee on that table
by Nick54321 March 3, 2008
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Bones Willis

a. The act of becoming intoxicated through the consumption of drugs or Alcohol.

b. Expressing satisfaction or happiness.
a. Dude, I got fucking Bones Willis last night.

b. I went to go see that show last night, it was Bones Willis.
by Bones Willis August 28, 2009
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Willis McGuillicutty

An alcoholic drink made by mixing 1/2 a glass of Orange Fanta and 1/2 a glass of Captain Morgan.
Whoa dude! You got fucked up off that Willis McGuillicutty last night!
by heavy_d_strip June 18, 2010
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Willisiest

The ultimate peak of Bruce Willis doing his Bruce Willis thing, with non stop quips and excessive violence, in which our boy Bruce makes a face like a monkey every time he shoots a gun.
Have you seen "The Last Boy Scout?" Man, that is Bruce at his Willisiest!
by Todd Griffin February 3, 2007
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Wills Brother

Pure autism, can’t take jokes, is not funny, annoying as fuck.
Bro that wasn’t funny why are you being wills brother.
by Great hoodinu March 24, 2020
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Jasmine Willis

This is usually an extremely swaggy. They are not the usual type of person you will meet. They may say 'yeet' a lot and may do strange symbols with her hands. This is a very weird person. Even though this person is usually weird, they are extremely swag. Thank you for listening to my presentation.
Person 1 : OMG it's Jasmine Willis
Person 2 : RUN
by jasmine.swag.B) January 28, 2019
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