A Bruce Willis

when you Die Hard but still breathin'

I ain't dead yet like I'm a Bruce Willis.

by GoUp July 17, 2016

willis and doodleberry

another name for a penis

He showed his Willis and Doodleberry!
-from She's the Man

by O.J. September 25, 2006

Carmen Willis Day

-n.- A festival held annually on Feb. 8th to celebrate the legacy and life of said Carmen Willis. In a small village, the villagers would traditionally fill miniature cowboy hats with Picante Salsa and place them upon the head of their penis (similar to a bucket on a tree limb.) There is determined a winner, who gets the honor of having a Frankfurter (or turkey dog substitute) forced into their anal cavity by the second place recipient. The traditional garb worn at this festival is a mumu and wooden shoes similar to that found within Sweden.

"Man, the tip of my penis is still sore from last year's Carmen Willis Day!"

by CW Day Association July 12, 2009

charles willis

a nigga

Charles Willis is a nigga

by mcnigganuggests November 21, 2019

what you talkin bout willis?

Implying that someone else is crazy when they're merely pointing out your foolishness.

Willis: Don't you think you'd better put the lid on that blender full of gunk before you plug it in?

Lil' Fool: What you talkin bout willis? (as he plugs in the blender)

by Liv Pooleside April 8, 2006

Wesley Willis

The God who walked among us until he head-butt too many people and suffered severe trauma to the skull. Rest In Peace

I believe that nothing more needs to be said. Bow down.

by Jimmee Dean May 1, 2005

Williston

When you blow your load in your wife's piss mop then continue to go down and clean up the mess.

I don't see a problem with giving my wife a Williston. It's not like it's a stranger's mess.

by Urban wordmill January 4, 2018