Getting Horizontal

the act of making love while lying on a variety of horizontal surfaces

im taking my girl out to dinner tonite, hopefully ill be getting horizontal later.

by teejones February 14, 2010

Horizontal Salsa

Sex. Just imagine dancing the salsa horizontally with someone.

I just walked in on two people doing the horizontal salsa.

by Wordss July 31, 2011

horizontal twerking

the act of moving/ shaking ones ass/buns/bottom/buttocks/bum-bum in a circular, up-and-down, and side-to-side motion while in a horizontal position, usually during sexual intercourse

We did the horizontal twerking when I got her back to my place. I thought my dick was gonna go numb!!

by mcoytig November 30, 2013

Horizontal Life Pause

A nap.

Phew... I could sure use a horizontal life pause.

by dustysgirl December 30, 2014

horizontal stage

A stage reached after having smoked a lot of weed in which the body craves horizontallness

"Dude, I woke up in my kitchen this morning." , "Woah man, the horizontal stage must have hit you during your midnight munchie snack sesh."

by berenjenaranja December 1, 2017

Horizontal Vagina

The angle of the asian women's vagina.

Vagina=Horizontal.... it's science.

Warning: The horizontal vagina is 1/3 communist, 1/3 mythical creature, and 1/3 akward.

by wizard sleeve October 18, 2010

horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005