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I'll Sleep When I Graduate!

Similar in meaning to saying "I'll sleep when I'm dead!"

Something a failing high school/college student says when they pull an all-nighter while they stay up studying for finals.
Student: I NEED TO STUDY!

Mother: Ok honey, just make sure to sleep well so you don't fall asleep while taking your test!

Student: Mom, are you crazy?!? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I GRADUATE!
by Schnurpeopolis January 6, 2013
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when i eat the booty i feed myself

What me and my family do all the time! LOL
"bruh im hungry"
"When i eat the booty i feed myself"
by Sweaty_Mac May 27, 2021
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when-i-ay

The opposite of anyway. Used when one wants to emphasize someting rather than to reduce the relative importance of a subject
...I slapped the hoe cuz she wouldnt pay the rent wheniay(when-i-ay).

...My dad has been gone for 12 years, im excited for when he comes back with the milk wheniay(when-i-ay).
by ItsMeBirb November 8, 2022
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when i was a young boy

person a: when i was a young boy
person b: …
person c: MY FATHER
by nibble123 May 31, 2023
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i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf

Same for help i accidentally summoned a lemon

urban dictionary wants me to include the word so i hate it when i accidentally build a shelf
by SkyBeetle July 12, 2022
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A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
by 1258DRag April 24, 2015
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