writing a letter to the pope

Writing a letter to the pope is going to the bathroom. It can be used in reference to taking a shit or a piss

Don't go into the bathroom. John is in there writing a letter to the pope.

by kingbub112 February 29, 2016

bullshit writing

When you take an exam or big essay test, and broaden your vocabulary to make you essay longer. It doesn't make sense, you just wanna sound smart.

Bullshit writing:

In conclusion, therefore, I conclude, that it is utterly unfortunate that photosynthesis.

by Supersonik August 24, 2017

writing dumps

Another word for cracking cards which is another word for credit card fraud.

Guy in DMs: You still writing dumps?

Me: Yeah. Send the information.

by Aaliyah Dukes December 23, 2021

dissociative writing

Writing without thinking, just writing the first hting that comes up

the sea illuminates the sky above the threshold of the shoulder which dissolves without selection upon the trench of death

by feign April 7, 2004

writing marathon

A marathon where noted blogger Garrett Hylton locks himself up in a room with a laptop and a bottle of whiskey and types until he can't stay awake anymore or gets so drunk he starts typing in Russian

"Once dark, I move the writing marathon outside by the fire pit and continue the same process" - Garrett Hylton

by Chexeee June 6, 2009

I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

writing an essay

an excuse commonly used (esp. by males) to justify locking ones self in a room (often bedroom) for the purpose of fulfilling ones daily masturbational quota/to listen to speed garage.

"right then, im off to write an essay."

by Rib March 30, 2004