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Shooshtig weapon

Pronounced - "shoosh-tig" weapon.

Another name given to the Shotgun in any game under the Halo franchise.
Derived from the German word "schoosteg", meaning "to fuck things up"
Man 1: Ohh yea! I got the Shooshtig weapon and i'm gonna screnen to pwn all you n00bs!
Man 2: Not unless i open up a can of whoop ass on you with my sneefen rifle!
by TheBlindDawg July 5, 2009
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wepon

A device created for the purpose of killing zombie goasts, final bosses, and combines. Seen in the epic fanfiction Half Life: Full Life Consequences and its sequels.
Excerpt from the fanfic:

John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.
by N340 October 13, 2009
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Weapons Grade Bullshit

A patently absurd or ridiculous statement. Especially when made by a person in power or with enough status that he should know better.
Tony Blair: "Saddam has the capability to strike at UK troops in Cyprus with just 45 minutes warning".

Jim: "Man that limey fuck is talking some prime weapons grade bullshit"

G.W. Bush: "Iraq is a threat, they have weapons of mass destruction".

Aisling: "The only thing weapons grade is the bullshit that dude talks"
by Takashi Kimiwada October 9, 2006
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weapon of choice

A person's preferred alcoholic beverage. It will most likely be the thing they drink the most.
Cris' weapon of choice is scotch - but he's such a lightweight, one shot and he's off his head.
by uncle_cliff May 16, 2005
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semi precious weapons

A band from Brooklyn who make music videos with GIANT ORGIES. And they wear high heels and a lot of eye liner.
"Did you see semi precious weapons last nighht?"
"Dude yeah they looked like chicks but they aren't."
by shannonigans December 22, 2008
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weapons of mass deception

Large protruding breasts which are used by women to get their way
I tried to be strong then she flashed me her weapons of mass deception
by Barny July 9, 2003
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Weapons Grade Autism

Someone whose autism is so advanced they can locate cockwombles using astronomy.
(Capture the Flag season 3 Shia Le'bouf)
"Wow those dudes that found Le'bouf in the hidden cabin .......Man ! That's weapons Grade Autism ! "
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by Chiron December 8, 2017
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