Grimsby welly

A fud that is really in need of a good clean. Like it's been out all night on a fisherman's foot as he's been trawling the seas.

Man, my new bird has a Grimsby welly. It nearly scalded my dee.

by AlBoy February 9, 2010

posh wellie

Presumably a very weird sex act. If it isn't, I'm sure that there all plenty of deviants prowling about there that will invent whatever the posh wellie is. I feel like it will have something to do with feet, seeing as a posh wellie is a nickname of sorts for Wellington Boots (I think) so it would make quite a bit of sense. It would also make sense for it to include rubbers, since Wellingtons are rubber boots. That's all I can think of, get to you glorious internet deviants.

Oh man, last night was a dream come true! We did the posh wellie for hours!

by Communistman July 22, 2014

slut wellies

Calf or Knee Lenght stilletoe heeled boots, usually black leather or a cheap white PVC among knackers. Irish slang for "Fuck Me Boots'

Oisin-"I see Sinead has the auld slut wellies on tonight"
Sinead-"Fuck you Oisin!"

by Saoirse Finnegan June 14, 2008

Slag wellies

Adidas superstars, worn by 99.9% of teenage girls who try to act hard

Are you wearing them slag wellies today?

Shut up! I love my superstars, call them that once again and I’ll bang you

by Fozzie77@ February 3, 2018

Yeti's Welly

A woman who has a large and damp Vagina not too disimilar to that of a Yeti's Welly

Yeah she was going down on me and i wanted to return the favour until i saw her Yeti's Welly

by paulobeef October 28, 2008

Melted Welly

Taken from 'Rogers Profanisaurus'

A poetic term describing a lady's bodily treasure.

'Spatula was powerless to resist. His eyes burnt into hers like mamellated chalcedony. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away on a noctilucent cloud of passion. "Am I the first?" whispered Dartanyan. "Sort of," she vouchsafed in return, her voice quivering with unrequited passion. "I've not let the other two have a shot on me melted welly yet."'

by sid Bollock November 13, 2004

Boris Welly

When you dunk your fat testy in a tin of canned mango until it starts to fizzle.

"Get the ratchet, Connor Mcfly just made a Boris Welly"

by Your life, your struth. May 28, 2023