Weiner

A badass that randomly gropes co-workers for no good reason.

Ian is such a /weiner/ he just gropped Kyles ass again.

by PorkSloshauge November 17, 2022

weiner

a long sausage that in put in two peices of bread
sometimes used to discribe a willy

wow thats a well cooked weiner

by perrytheplatapus_wastaken December 25, 2022

weiner

mine is small and i get no bitches

big dick randy gets no bitches with his small weiner

by BIG DICK RANDY993 May 31, 2023

weiner

woman weiner
weiner but like starts with a w for woman

my weiner is showing (my woman weiner)

by jonasbrotherwomenweiner March 12, 2025

WEINER

Often mistaken for a typo.

And confused with the (not as amazing) wiener.
The "EI" spelling IS A THING!!!!
When in reference to

Thot guy from middle schools larger then average and perfectly shaped manly hood.

Weiner is spelled with the "EI".

To put emphasis on it's magnificence!!

Justin's WEINER is so nice It makes me wanna share it with my friends!

by Lil Red the rider June 6, 2025

weiner wednesday

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.

I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.

by Jodofo October 17, 2015

weiner towel

The towel hanging in somebody's bathroom that has obviously been used. Since you don't know if they've used it to dry off after a bath, you have to assume it's touched their privates.

Since there were no guest towels after washing my hands in the guy's bathroom, I had to use the weiner towel that was hanging in there to dry them off.

by txoyster May 15, 2010