Water weight

The favorite excuse of nikocado avocado

Person 1: dude you are so fat
person 2:its just water weight

by 1in7.7billion April 20, 2021

weight nazi

One who is in charge of the Physical Readiness and Training (PRT) program at your echelon, whose duties include looking up your shorts while pretending to count the number of sit-ups you're doing and caressing your waist as he lovingly slides the tape around your belly to measure its circumference.

You are absolutely getting a Posthumous Purple Heart in your next combat tour, you fucking weight nazi.

by Master Chief July 12, 2003

Shake Weight

A tool to practice giving handjobs.. With one or two hands

Husband: OMG baby that was the best handjob ever!!
Wife: Thanks honey, ive been using the shake weight

by thecoolestjewyouwishyouknew July 24, 2010

booty weight

The amount of weight your booty adds to your body

Damn her booty fat! She must carry a lot of booty weight!

by BasedBop April 27, 2014

weight flip

1. verb. The repetitious act of buying weighed amounts of product, selling it and using the profits to buy more in higher quantity. Phrase made popular by Ohio hiphop artist SauTa in 2007 song "Weight Flip".

2. verb. Taking what you have in your life and using that to make more of yourself and improving your situation.

3.noun. The actual physical benefits of definitions 1 & 2
(money, cars, degree, promotions etc).

"This summer after I reup, watch my weight flip so crazy out here!"

"It took awhile but I cant wait to see my weight flip since I finally got this degree."

by J.Q. Hall January 23, 2008

Webpage weight

The ideal body weight of an individual as calculated via a website. The term is meant to be a bit tongue-in-cheek as often when a website says you are overweight you may be quite in proportion, fit and healthy.

"Like, I don't think I'm fat, but my webpage weight apparently is in the obese range!"

by Sambuco July 27, 2012

crackhead weight

the lowest weight you've ever been

1. oh my i'm 95 pounds i'm at my crackhead weight(compared to 120 i used to be)

2. anorexia nervosa

3.lindsay lohan

by Real Nigga What's Up July 22, 2010