fabric weenie

The fake weenie that you get when your jeans bunch up while sitting.

Dude- my fabric weenie looks HUGE!

by s-n-m April 16, 2008

Da Da Da Little Weenie

A song that pedophiles sing to random children while pissing in a urinal.

Kid: I'm just a'walking over to the urinal to pee! YAY!
Pedophile: Da da da little weenie!
Kid: I'll kick yo ass!

by dadadalittleweenie July 10, 2010

Mike's Weenie

Nickname for popular former star and now apparently has-been Kansas City Royals designated hitter Mike Sweeney.

Mike's Weenie swung at the first pitch and popped out.

by andy1 May 13, 2007

Weenie Deedling

The acting of playing with a honker

If she goes home with me she is in for some weenie deedling!!!

by John Manning March 24, 2008

Weenie hugger

Much like the "brown noser" a weenie hugger

Will fondle and play with a mans penis to get ahead in life. Wether it be to get a promotion, secure an inheritance, or just being an all around ass kisser, the weenie hugger will schlob any knob.

Q: dude, why does Kirk bring the boss coffee everyday?

A: because he's a weenie hugger

by Lucifer907 June 1, 2013

WEENIE WARRIOR

a type of alpha man that dominates all living creatures

some girl: Ayo you see that hot freakish man
man friend: yeah he is a weenie warrior

by 420weenie October 14, 2021

Weening

A corrupted version of winning, this is a common practice among Wannabe Trolls, Pussies, or members of someone's Personal Army.
Those who participate on weening are called Weens, this is the cause of how people attempt to piss off anyone and try to "win" the best "troll" of the world. Even if they actually "successful", they're still losers behind the keyboard.
The prime examples are Logan Roof / Icemen, Chris-Chan Prank Callers, Edgelords, and people who mock Autistic people who are truly Innocent.

"I saw someone trying to troll a famous person who is just controversial, they even doxx his family and address showing Weening is a thing. It's just something a loser can do."

by Ronald Lee February 14, 2022