weenering

an alternate term for "masturbating". generally used to make speaking about the topic less awkward.

"The gym teacher caught him weenering in the handicap stall."

by Rusty504 March 11, 2006

weener

A term used when referring to dedicated fans of the rock band Ween. Weeners are often characterized by a bizarre fixation with the duo and interact regularly in the fan community.

Over at Hill's Ween forum, you can find some of the most demented Weeners around -- people unlike ourselves, willing to tattoo themselves with the almighty Boognish.

by Brian Harvey December 28, 2005

Weener Cake

A weener made of cake. Commonly found on the greeting table at a birthday party (for two), sometimes found in the closets of strong hardbodied construction workers. Also used as a great insult.

Person 1: Help me, I'm dying.
Person 2: Go fuck yourself weener cake, can't you see my stomach needs waxing.

by Syd Doyon April 21, 2008

fag weener

term used to discribe a person with extreme homophobia that cries and bitches like a flamer when drunk as hell.

every one at the party wanted to beat the shit out of the fag weener from the valley.Instead they just dumped him in his sports car were he puked all night.

by bubbles may October 22, 2008

stallion weeners

to be used as a response instead of saying cool or word

a much more sophisticated phrase used by those who inhabit the boobie kingdom

derived from the latin "horse puppy"

tara: jess why are you never online?
jess: tara why are you an albino?
tara: stallion weeners.

jesse: im totally gender confused...
tara: stallion weeners.

jenny: my ass looks dicknormous in these jeans!
tara: stallion weeners.

by tara tart cart April 8, 2008

weener

Someone with a small dick.

Look that guys a weener!
too rite!

by balthazar03 April 19, 2004

weezel

is when you change into a different character. a specific time of day when you turn into weezel when your inner self is out and weezifed to the public.

im bout to turn my weezel on.

thats not even his weezel.

by Dylie July 7, 2009