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guerrilla wedding

A spontaneous wedding held in a public location without securing a permit. For more free-wheeling types that are loath to go through red tape just to say "I do".
Where is our wedding you ask? Well, it's a guerrilla wedding so we can't tell you right now.
by TDubSLP June 19, 2016
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weeding class

A class in college designed specifically to fail students who are not good enough for a particular major. These courses usually have a high failure rate. The students who fail that class are "weeded" out of that major.
He could not major in biology after he failed genetics. Genetics was a weeding class.
by lskatz October 18, 2008
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Wedding Cake Fart

A gigantic, usually pretty loud fart that comes out multi-tiered, starting out extremely wide and becoming more narrow towards the end of the fart, feels like it's shaped almost like a wedding cake
I woke up to a nice wedding cake fart this morning, I felt pretty invigorated.
by Slimy Steve April 8, 2011
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Wedding

Funerals with cake
Hey you wanna go to the wedding?

No Thanks I would rather go to a bar to see people throw their lives away in a less dramatic way
by cyanide and applesauce January 29, 2016
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Tumble Weeding

In the same family as ghosting and breadcrumbing, tumble weeding is when a person you have been dating low key starts to blow away and disengage from the relationship. They still respond to texts but don’t really give you anything to work with until there’s nothing left for you to say, you just have to let them fade off into the distance.
Mia: Lex, this guy is totally tumble weeding me, he only just replied to my text from two days ago and all he said was ‘haha yeah lol’
Lex: oh babe, yea you got totes tumble weeded
by Tumbleweedchic July 11, 2019
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Wedding Porn

Magazines, websites, and planning books related to throwing a wedding that are concealed from the unwitting intended groom, lest he freak out.
My boyfriend is coming down for the weekend; I'd better stash the wedding porn under the bed.
by Allison January 3, 2004
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Jewish Wedding Cake

1. A disgustingly large sum of cash and or valuables

2. The only sum of cash that is greater than "megabank"*

*see megabank
I went to Belmont racetrack today and made a Jewish Wedding Cake.
by King Jewman Jr. June 28, 2009
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