Jesse Watters is Bill O'Reilly's producer who is known for going out and stalking people to ambush them for Mr. O'Reilly. Anyone who has something negative to say about O'Reilly will get Mr. Watters hounding them with a camera on their face no matter where they are. A few of his victims are Bill Moyers, Amanda Terkel, Russell Tice, Rep. Robert Wexler, among others. Recently the tables were turned on Mr. Watters as both Gawkers and ThinkProgress decided to give him a taste of his own medicine. Surprise, surprise! Jesse doesn't seem to appreciate his own tactics being turned on him. When he's the one being ambushed he's like the deer in the headlights. He has no clue, no answers, or anything to say in response to his dirty tactics of ambushing people but play dumb.
You know Jesse Watters. He's Bill O'Reilly's evil minion/stooge/flunkie who dutifully goes out and stalks,...er, ambushes his bosses enemies.
by The Dirty 3RD September 19, 2009
Get the Jesse Watters mug.The sickest dinosaur you with ever meet, he has bigger balls then you and he knows how to fish and fight
by Wattie May 14, 2015
Get the Wattie mug.Related Words
ass wattle - the red flap of skin near your sphincter that resembles the red flap of skin under the turkey's chin. May turn bright red when you are upset or during courtship.
I declined the prostitute's advances after I saw her flaring ass wattle.
Gobble Gobble lick my ass wattle
Gobble Gobble lick my ass wattle
by foureyedg November 27, 2010
Get the ass wattle mug.by romansuperdestroyer November 7, 2019
Get the Gumball Watterson mug.A small alien-like creature with three eyes, small teen, and four arms that lives in the human brain. It is an asexual meaning it can reproduce with itself. It is spread from person to person making it a communicable creature. It feeds on brain juice. Its symptoms include : throwing up, day dreaming, loopyness, producing more pee, tripping, laughing, and smiling awkwardly. Also, the Freezies (extreme case), Coldies, and the Igloo. Unfourtunetly, there is NO known cure. The end result? You die. Hahaha!
by Watter21 June 6, 2011
Get the Watter mug.One who is characterized by a chronic addiction to Pepsi, Myspace, and porn. Is often assumed to be a mentally retarded pedophile. Physically unimpressive: concave chest, pimply bony face, frazzled unwashed hair, and no ass whatsoever.
Hey, look at that douchebag over there drinking Wild Cherry Pepsi and ogling those 8th graders! He is such a Wattles
by AJ the Vag December 17, 2008
Get the Wattles mug.1 the thing that hangs from a turkey neck. obiously. it says that in a previous definition!
2 a hangin-ass pussy.
2 a hangin-ass pussy.
by pe to the ter January 31, 2005
Get the wattle mug.