Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

Walmart alumni

People who wear college-branded apparel (presumably bought from Walmart) despite never having attended there. Common among bandwagon fans of athletically successful colleges like USC or UT-Austin.

Bet you half those fans are Walmart alumni.

by automaticwpn December 19, 2010

wasabi

A condiment, Japanese in origin, that's popular in the United States. Once ingested, it's pure hell for all of five seconds.

Right after you take a good hit of wasabi, your nose will burn as if you just belched after gulping down a mustard gas soda pop, your eyes will feel like they got sprayed with ammonia, you will become unable to breathe because you don't want to dessicate your lungs into massive pulmonary scar tissue, and this nightmare of physical torture will compound itself on a cosmic scale until you are about to crumple into tearful, humiliating, submissive defeat for foolishly defying the terrible power of the wasabi gods, and then it's overwith. Then you're ready for some more.

by atomic paste waste January 3, 2008

wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.

I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.

by Bo Regard March 21, 2009

walmart

The only store that has the same person both greeting you when you enter, and then checkin your bags to make sure you didn't steal anything, when you leave.

Walmart...Only In America

by BMoney February 1, 2005

warmatize

To make something warm, change the surroundings to warm up a room or person.

Give me some more blankets so I can warmatize myself.

by Kelly ann November 23, 2006

Walmart Smile

That smile that is plastered upon the face of every Walmart employee that roams the building. If you work there, you smile or you get fired.

Walmart Greeter: Welcome to Walmart!

Jim: Did you see that guy's smile? It looked kinda creepy..

Dave: I used to work here, that's called the Walmart smile. You smile or you're fired.

Jim: Oh...

by Mr_Keeb August 16, 2010