war

There are two types of war:

1) Normal style war: Something noone pays attention to.
2) American style war: Something that causes the whole world to make it a habit to watch CNN/NBC/Sky News/etc. for hours every day and talk to their friends about what new goodies America has at her disposal.

1) Bob: "Heard of the war going on in *insert some unknown 3rd world country*?"
Joe: "Nope, who gives a shit"
2) Bob: "I heard America are gonna start the war tonight!!!"
Joe: "Kewl, the last two wars were fun but were a little short, I heard they got this new bomb that causes FUBAR to a larger area than that MOAB, that should be fun to watch"

by MasterBates March 2, 2004

war

A byproduct of the arts of peace.

We are a nation at war.

by Zak May 3, 2003

war

A thing that is always the same

"And war, war never changes."

by theodore_logan January 12, 2010

war on

Often hyphenated. The rush of blood to the heads of members of the Bush Administration and other Republicans when stimulated by talk of preemptive strikes or other unnecessary military action.

Rumsfeld found it hard to hide his war-on as he explained to the press his strategy of Shock and Awe.

by K. A. Towner March 1, 2004

war in

synonym for peace out

that's it, im outta here, war in

by zac May 24, 2004

war on

bush policy, everything is a war on something

"America, we are fighting a war on -insert anything here-, your tax dollars are useless"

by whymanwhy February 29, 2004

War

The occasion where a bunch of politicians in the U.N. argue eternally while perversely anticipating the opportunity to bomb the living shit out of each other with thousands of nuclear warheads

With the way the situation is developing between Burgerland and Cuck Island, it is quite plausible that this could lead to war!

by The Moon Landings Were Faked May 26, 2017