warmer

Scottish slangword for someone who has no clue, generally unlikeable and who gets on your nerves.

Wee Dave keeps trying tae get aff wi' ma wee sister, an' he's nae cash. The cunt's a total warmer.

by Barry Burns February 11, 2004

Wampfest

The act of totally obliterating your opponent in any competition or battle. Making someone quit because they simply cannot take anymore humiliation.

WAMPFEST!!!

by Nococo rep. Malevolency May 6, 2009

Warm wet muscle

Pussy, Vagina.

I'm leaving my bithe's house, had to get some warm wet muscle real quick!

by Mac C August 22, 2012

Warm salad

The act of complimenting your partner with a dutch oven while she graciously provides you with oral pleasure under the covers. AKA: The last BJ.

Me: I gave Trish a warm salad before I ditched her.

Mom: You've grown into such a sweet young man.

by Skank13 October 12, 2016

Tijuana sock-warmer

The act of putting Tabasco or other hot sauce on a condom before engaging in intercourse. Note that this applies to the OUTSIDE of the prophylactic, as the application of a spicy liquid to the inside would technically be considered a Guadalajara Hot Pocket

Several hours after being Tijuana sock-warmered, he made the mistake of ingesting a laxative - a mistake he will not soon forget.

by ubermonk December 19, 2010

Nice and Warm

Phrase displaying admiration for something, be the subject beauty, general content, or style.

Expressions of the term can sometimes be shortened to the simple, monosyllabic adjective 'Warm'.

Admired for its versatility, the phrase can often be adapted to more creative utterances, such as 'It's a bit warm out'.

Did you see that new weathergirl on the news?

No, what was she like?

Nice and warm.

by Fodman March 6, 2011

heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013