heated thumb warmer

To give a guy with a chode a handjob.

Hey big boy you want a heated thumb warmer?

by Dafghdugresgcdf December 7, 2013

Guerrilla Warfare

Guerrilla warfare is the unconventional warfare and combat with which small group combatants use mobile tactics (ambushes, raids, etc.) to combat a larger, less mobile formal army. The guerrilla army uses ambush (draw enemy forces to terrain unsuited to them) and mobility (advantage and surprise) in attacking vulnerable targets in enemy territory.

Some may think that the guerrilla warfare tactic is a smarter way to fight in a war and others unfair(but war is not fair)

by Laura R. January 14, 2008

Warner Brother

To slap a girl in the face with your dick when she's not looking.
Like in a Warner Brother cartoon when they step on a rake or shovel.

The other day Leah was sittin on my couch and I snuckk up and gave her a warner brother.

by OptimusFunkPhd December 4, 2010

modern warfare

Proof that all future wars will be won through the use of grenade spamming, people getting killed by a held knife from 30 feet away, and future soldiers regenerating their bullet wounds unless shot 5 times within 10 seconds, while coming back to life slightly out of the action if killed.

"Damn it! They brought out the noob tubes again! FALL BACK!"

-Modern Warfare Player #5000000

by MW2Troll July 26, 2010

Cock warmer

A male subject who chooses to keep his cock inside a vagina post sexual intercourse, purely for the sake of keeping his member at a pleasant temperature.

Chic says "So hun, are we done?", as he lays on top of her. Dude says "Nah, my fella needs to be a cock warmer for a bit longer."

by Etak_soda September 9, 2011

kurt warner syndrome

The unfortunate condition where one find's the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.

Kurt Warner Syndrome is named after two time Super Bowl MVP Kurt Warner. As a member of the 1999 Rams, Kurt became a huge star in the NFL. His wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both Kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an NFL MVP's main squeeze.

by joecrow January 18, 2009

bench warmer

One who doesnt get called up into play, hence sitting through the whole game and "warming the bench".

"Hey coach, can I finally join in?"

"Nah, why dont you do your part and warm the bench."

by tranquillo June 15, 2005