Waldo

A term for marijuana, especially unrolled and still in the bag, used in a buying/selling situation.

Can be used as a noun in context ("Can I get a 20 of Waldo?") or in the simple phrase "where's Waldo?"

Buyer: "Hey brah, where's Waldo?"
Seller: "I got a 1/2 oh-zee in the car."

by Tony E August 05, 2005

Waldo

(Adj.) One who commits acts of blasphemy on a regular basis.
Example:
-"You can not eat dinner, until you commit blasphemy!"

(Adv.) One who can never be found
Example:
-"Dude, where the fuck is Waldo at?"

Abby Nicole Dragon of Brownsburg, Indiana ;

Waldo can never be found because she's always out commiting blasphemy.

by Shane Hudson and Skylar Luster December 16, 2007

waldos

Weird store that should remind you of a genie were poor people go to buy crap because every thing is very cheap and smart doods buy chupifruits(2 liter special strawberry drink for half a dollar) the specialty of the store. The store is very cheap because they buy tons of merchandise that is close to expiring and sell it at low accessible prices.Wierd

VAto despues de driftear por san jemo no te cairia bien un chupi-fruit del Waldos

Fuck tire mi chupi-fruit en mis pantalones

Lets go to Waldos there selling vhs for a dollar

by PAperMate May 10, 2007

Waldo

This guy named Matt's penis....man do i enjoy "finding" waldo!

I found Waldo...what a lovely surprise!!!

by Horny Feet April 14, 2005

Waldo

A bowel movement, especially one that takes a long time.

Where's Waldo? There he is!

by linguo456 September 16, 2010

Pulling a Waldo

The act of disappearing during a critical task, undertaken by a group of friends.

Instead of pulling a Waldo last night on me, I could have really used your help.

by Naterade33 July 03, 2015

chocolate waldo

1. sexual act usually performed in public crowds during which a male is performing loud anal sex on a female and smashes her on the side of the face with a chocolate bar. when she recovers and turns around, he has disappeared into the masses.

Girl: Owww! What? What just happened? Where did you go?
Pedestrian 1: Is that a Crunch Bar?
Pedestrian 2: Dude, I think that girl just got a Chocolate Waldo!
Steve: Nice.

by Z-Jizzle June 11, 2008