Vuvuzela 

1. The reason slavery began.
2. The reason people don't want to help Africa's poverty.
3. The reason people are still racist.
4. The annoying trumpet thing that makes sounds like bumblebees, used by Africans at the 2010 FIFA World Cup.

Vuvuzela:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Man #1: OH SHIT I HEAR BEES MAN! I'M ALLERGIC!
Man #2: Don't worry dude it's just those douchey vuvuzelas.

Vuvuzela by Mosesaurus_Rex June 29, 2010

vuvuzela 

Mono-toned South African plastic trumpet produced in large amounts for wannabe musicians who wish to annoy and/or deafen those around them, usually at soccer matches but recently anywhere it can be carried, thus everywhere...

Pinky: What do you want to do tonight Brain?

Brain: Try to take over the world with vuvuzelas...

vuvuzela by Anny-k August 27, 2010

vuvuzela 

a wonderful fun hornlike thing that blows noises that foreigners hate!(mostly south Africans love it)

vuvuzela: baaaah pahhh pap! foreigners: stop that horrid noise this instant

vuvuzela by Africa4life June 19, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A noise-making device for men who can't yell loud enough. Used at soccer games by bitches who like blowing on things.

Dallas is a hard-core motherfucka who doesn't need a vuvuzela because every person in the stands hears him yelling.

Vuvuzela by Kane-FCHS October 22, 2010

Vuvuzela 

A trumpet, usually of plastic, which adds a note of good cheer to an otherwise mind-numblingly dull sporting event.

I must tip my hat to Methusaleh;
On matters of age, a bamboozelah.
He claimed nigh a grand;
Which whopper will stand,
Until Gabriel blows his vuvuzela.

Vuvuzela by npetrikov June 19, 2010

vuvuzela 

A: A plastic horn that makes an obnoxious, droning, buzzing sound. Much like soccer (football) fans trying to argue that their 300 year old sport is relevant and/ or interesting.

B: The mouth of a soccer fan. Typical of 13 year old boys going through puberty.

Good old boy #1: Did you see that man-boy stuffed in the toilet at the bar last night?
Good old boy #2: That was awesome!
Good old boy #1: Yeah I put him in there. He kept droning on about how great FIFA is so I stuffed him in there. I asked him nicely to keep his vuvuzela shut but he refused so I put him in the shitter where he belongs.
Good old boy #2: Thank you, you are a great American!

vuvuzela by jkherbz June 19, 2010

vuvuzela 

The chagrin of lotuses everywhere.

Lotus: I am fucking tired of these god damn vuvuzelas.

vuvuzela by sup i am a cake monster June 19, 2010