Viking Burial

Throwing something of sentimental value out the window of a moving car. Usually this item's time has passed, its broke, or it is used up. Items often given the viking burial include empty lighters, broken bowls, small pets, and electronics.

Dude 1: Dude, this lighter is dead.
Dude 2: What? Really? Well, that was my favorite Bic with the poker chips on it. Fuck it give it the viking burial.
Dude 1: (Chucks lighter out window on the interstate)

by Viking9922 March 24, 2009

Viking Sex

having loud aggressive sex regardless of who is around or where you are. Also encouraged sounding a Norse horn to sound the impending penetration.

Every time I hear Gjallarhorn I know to get out of the apartment quick because my roommate is about to have Viking Sex whether I am there or not.

by Bhedric1 January 26, 2012

Viking Hammer

A contraceptive method dating back to the Vikings.

When having sex with a wench who is unsuitable to bear his children, the Viking pulls out and ejaculates on his knuckles then proceeds to punch the wench in the face.

Mike: so what happened with that chick you took home?

Mark: oh not much...we had sex for a while, but i was too lazy to put a condom on, so I ended up just giving her the old viking hammer...

Mike: Pow! Right in the kisser!

by Grinch11 June 21, 2008

Viking Kisses

When two heterosexual men express their deep bromance by rubbing there awesome beards together.

After not seeing my good friend for along while we embraced and gave each other a big ol' Viking Kisses.

by valhalla30498 December 27, 2011

Viking Tears

When one sheds tears with a straight face, providing no other indication that what they've experienced has shaken them physically or emotionally.

"Viking tears make you look sensitive, yet strong; have you ever seen that Crying Indian commercial from 1970? Dude was totally crying viking tears"

"Disney movies make me cry, but I don't want to look like a wuss about it, so instead of bawling my eyes out, I shed viking tears. They are the type of tears for men with beards."

by bobbatuzaaang August 1, 2016

Viking crew cut

getting your head cut off with an axe.

the guilty murderer was given a Viking crew cut on the executioner's block.

by Diamond III Scrublady August 5, 2017

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