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Shrek 2 on VHS

Shrek 2 on VHS is an item that is one of the most valuable objects in the universe. Some may say it is more important to human culture and history than the Holy Grail.
“Is that it” “Yes, it’s Shrek 2 on VHS”
by Mememaster2”420 June 26, 2020
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SWAG VHS

SWAG VHS was created on July 4th, 2017. Podcast/Radio Show on YouTube. The creator of SWAG VHS is SWAMPMAHN.
Yo did you hear SWAG VHS is coming back.
by nevaswitch May 10, 2019
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FNAF VHS tapes

Short yet creepy (canon) videos that add more lore and lore information to Five Nights at Freddy's. Sometimes it's about employee training tapes, people testing the animatronics, characters speaking to you (no voice, just text) and it all has... eerie background music or silence when it's about the characters speaking to you. Go watch some of them!!
Person 1: Dude.. I just watched some FNAF VHS tapes today, it was terrifying but had a lot of lore!!
Person 2: Wow... you are brave...
by Star Puppi November 15, 2023
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Blank VHS tape

best form of media to exist
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
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FNAF VHS

The FNAF VHS tapes are a series of analog horror-style videos inspired by the Five Nights at Freddy's (FNAF) game franchise. These tapes are often presented as "lost" or "found" recordings, adding to the eerie and unsettling atmosphere that the FNAF series is known for.

The tapes typically feature footage of animatronic characters like Freddy Fazbear, Bonnie the Bunny, Chica the Chicken, and Foxy the Pirate Fox, often showcasing their movements, sounds, and sometimes even "behind-the-scenes" content. The videos are designed to evoke a sense of nostalgia while also delivering a creepy and unsettling experience, much like the games themselves
The FNAF VHS tapes are a series of fan-made, analog horror-style videos inspired by the Five Nights at Freddy's games, featuring eerie and unsettling footage of animatronic characters in a nostalgic, retro format.
by Adams.......... February 2, 2025
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The VHS Theorem

VHS Theorem
aka The Downward-Value Utility Arbitrage Principle
/vee-aitch-es thee-uh-ruhm/

Definition:
A consumer hack for maximum lifestyle value on a pauper budget. The VHS Theorem states: when something’s cultural clout collapses faster than its functionality, its utility-per-dollar skyrockets. In plain English: if it still works but nobody wants it, it’s basically magic.

Mechanics:

Cultural Abandonment – everyone chases the new shiny thing.

Functional Persistence – the old stuff still works fine.

Depression Pricing – sellers panic-sell at rock-bottom prices.

Utility Extraction – you live like a sultan on a scratch-off budget.

Examples:
VHS tapes, DVDs, old game consoles, CRT TVs, secondhand instruments, cast iron, estate sale gold — basically anything that fell out of fashion but still functions.

When culture abandons it, the wise inherit it.
Picked up 50 VHS tapes for $20 and watched classics all weekend. Totally The VHS Theorem at work, my man!"
by NakedEdmund December 17, 2025
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Hop on VHS

A type of sexual roleplay usually involves a party of 2-5 people, where one of them dresses up as a Halloween character and chases them around the house (or other areas), which usually resolves in both parties being turned on.
"Hey wanna hop on VHS?"
"Sure, but I wanna be the killer"
"Aw, c'mon you were killer last time."
by CharlestonShoee May 25, 2022
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