Vern

A dude with a small penis usually big and black

I'm glad I don't have a Vern

by Shamgod309 May 13, 2016

Big Vern holiday

To do a crypto-currency exchange exit scam.

Where the owners of an exchange disappear with your funds.

You better remove your funds before the "Big Vern holiday".

by freebasementwinner August 12, 2018

Dirty Vern

A dirty Vern is when u shit in a homeless guys ass crack and puts a 5 dollar bill in there this happens a lot in downtown vernon bc

I saw a girl give a homeless guy a dirty vern last night

by Wfd2003 November 2, 2020

verned

When a woman is pleasured to the point of unconsciousness by her lover.

"Oh my god! I can't rouse her!" "Yeah, she's been verned"

by barrybunny69 September 24, 2020

Vern Dogging

To watch someone closely while making zero attempt to hide you’re doing so. Similar to being “Bird dogged” but with more malicious intent

Hey look out, the boss is Vern Dogging us right now

by Wahhhindacabby October 19, 2023

vern day

it’s the birthday of the oh so wonderful mun of a diluc account on Twitter <3 we love you vern

person a : hey what’s today’s date?
person b : oh it’s vern day!
person a : what’s vern day?
person b : it’s the birthday of the user @ddragnvindr on Twitter !

by GG fataye July 18, 2022

Kickin' It VERN Style

When one is living by the teachings of any wise old sage who runs a bakery, on is in fact, kickin it VERN style

Dude A: Hey dude B, what cha doin?

Dude B: Nothin, just drivin around.

Dude A: Now that's Kickin' It VERN Style.

by Rollin' W/ VERN November 30, 2009