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Wiki-vention

When in a conversation with friends you check wikipedia for a fact on your smartphone and become so engrossed in unnecessary links (intering the wikipedian loop) related to the original query you withdraw completely from the conversation. So oblivious to your friend’s attempts to reengage you, they resort to sending a text to your phone as the only means to contact you directly and jog you out of your stupor.
AKA the smartphone intervention when IMDB or other sites cause the same withdrawl from actual human social interaction.
Chuck "It's been 10 min since he checked Wikipedia and he hasn't spoken"
Teddy "Looks like he's stuck in a wikipedian loop"
Chuck "I'll text him, it's time for his Wiki-vention"
by Chill-Bot 3000 March 27, 2011
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Venting

When an imposter enters or exits a vent in the popular game, Among Us. As only imposters can vent, this is a sure way to find the killer and vote them out.
Guys, it's yellow, I saw them venting in Medbay.
by Rey de Corazónes October 31, 2020
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Vinton

Vinton, also known as "The City of Lights," in reference to it's turn of the century downtown revamp project that installed a few thousand street lamps. Not only do they keep the streets lit, but also fools airlines into believing a runway is near. Just down the road from hickville, but not as far as bumfuck. Pronounced "vhen-hon" to all natives.
Don't blink, you might miss Vinton!

Is that an international airport? No, it's just Vinton.

That child is on cocaine! He must be from Vinton.
by Louisa Rohns March 8, 2007
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Venting

The act of entering or exiting a vent or hole in the ground that only impostors can access in the game "Among Us."
"I caught Billy venting in electrical!"
by Loonytoon94 September 24, 2020
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Alex Ventrone

He is a gay Amish Jew. He lives in H-Town nigga and is in 1 of the 8 deadly gangs. His gang is the boys only gang where they give each other free head all day. After, he’s done he’s goes to temple to study and then goes home to work on the farm. He has a famous twin sister named Anne Frank. He is most known for splitting his balls open on a bike, he was riding to hard I guess.
Hazlet Niggas: You gay get away from me.
Alex: but, I’ll give you free head.
Alex Ventrone: is a gay Amish Jew who loves all Hazlet and Keansburg boys.
by DabOnThemBaby January 15, 2019
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Velton

The last few minutes before the moon is covered by the sun during a lunar eclipse.
“Guys, there is a lunar eclipse tonight!”
“Noooo way! That’s soooo cool!”
“We have 7…I mean 6 more minutes until it’s no longer velton!!!”
Hahahah wow, you’re a geek.”
by Paul Sullivan February 21, 2008
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slang-vention

To invent a new meaning for a slang word or phrase because you don't know the "real" meaning.
Person A: I don't know if she's gay or bi, but she's definatly a carpetbagger.
Person B: Dude, what do you think carpetbagger means?
Person A: It's... someone who sleeps with carpet-munchers...
Person B: Only in your slang-ventioned version.
by Titty-caca June 21, 2006
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