The act of sticking a celery stick up your partner's anus after ejaculating in said anus, and collecting the 'poo-naise' on the celery stick to enjoy as a healthy snack.
Jim, you absolute celery feltcher! insult
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
Morgan, have you tried the latest craze of celery feltching? It's the new healthy way to enjoy 'poo-naise'! question
by TheCeleryFeltcher April 3, 2024
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My nans mate Linda, She’s concerned about the urban feltching going on at the local community centre. She gone learn today!
by Breadguy December 12, 2024
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