Vasqueesh

To do something in a way that implies you know what to do or how to do it, but in actuality you do not.

That guy is working out with that machine vasqueeshiously.
Everyone thought he could do it, turns out he vasqueeshed.
It's never okay to vasqueesh when doing important things.

by Unknown Gravity February 24, 2020

Dirty Vasquez

When you get jealous of someone for smashing your exgirlfriend and call the cops for a bogus charge to lock someone up.

This next party I'm hitting him with a Dirty Vasquez.

by STDfree December 7, 2017

vasquez amor

the act of recieving a blumpkin while eating a sandwich

Wow, peanut butter and jelly made that vasquez amor even better.

by Timothy McG. May 1, 2011

Jhonen Vasquez

Creates somewhat overrated comic books for goths.

Is responsible for the almost overbearingly subversive children's television show Invader Zim.

People usually grow out of their Jhonen Vasquez phase at 14.

You can find Jhonen Vasquez's comic books at stores like Hot Topic.

by dos September 12, 2004

Layla Vasquez

Gayest person in the world. Literally everyone named layla loves women. If they have brown hair and brown eyes don’t even try to date them cause there the gayest people you’ll ever meet.

Man 1: is that Layla

Man 2 : don’t even try to talk to here she’s extremely gay
Man 3: Man Layla Vasquez is extremely gay

Layla is extremely gay

by The real/ the truth February 19, 2022

Jhonen Vasquez

A good writer but a shitty artist. One who does not have a good grasp of anatomy.

quit being like jhonen vasquez! i can jhonen vasquez so well!

by wil December 21, 2004

Vasquez maneuver

When your bed partner is sleeping like an angel, you simply start rubbing there genitalia to wake them up. This process usually starts around 6 am and continues off and on till 9:15 am on Weekends mornings Created by R. Vasquez

Becky I was laying in bed this weekend and he kept doing that Vasque maneuver on me interrupting my delicate sleep. I’d fall back to sleep and here comes the Vasquez maneuver

by Mdhddd November 11, 2018