Vancouver

One of the world's most beautiful cities. A very diverse city.

I wish I cauld move to Vancouver but it's very expensive.

by MSNMSNMSN April 21, 2006

west vancouver

Fast becoming Canada's Hollywood, West Vancouver is the wealthiest neighbourhood in this great nation, where people go in the pursuit of perfection. Rich, “established” Vancouverites tired of the city spend millions to settle here all in the quest to advertise they’ve made it (frequently at the expense of living beyond their means). The district functions under the mantra money = love/happiness, charity = ribbon cutting, fat = failure, and aging = a trip to the plastic surgeon. A place where MILFs sporting Lululemons can commonly be confused for their Louis Vuitton-totting 15-year-old counterparts, and the local police have nothing better to do than round up bums and drive them over the Lions Gate Bridge to deposit them back on Granville street.

Genetically modified, lettuce-fed trophy wives spend all day orchestrating interior designers, personal trainers, chefs, and florists to create a sexed-up Martha Stewart persona, for which they take personal credit. After an extended day doing 'who knows what' at the office, their lawyer/producer/real estate mogul husbands trade in their Pathfinders for Porsches and whisk their wives away to various socialite obligations. Filipino nannies simultaneously raise their Wonderkin and maintain the household cooking and cleaning, all for the same slave wages they made in the Philipinnes! To quell their guilt, parents shell out copious amounts of money, which their little hellions promptly spend at Park Royal. A seperate allowance is used to pay their drug dealers for crystal meth, which helps the children to simultaneously achieve honour role grades, team captain positions, and slim physiques, all in the quest to ooze perfection.

People who have escaped the West Vancouver bubble refuse to admit this is where they grew up, for fear of being judged as “one of them” and consequently, spending an extra hour a week in therapy.

by jane1616 April 16, 2006

Vincent VanGoghFuckYourself

a hypothetical person who is responsible for actions that one does not want to take responsibility

"hey bob, who drank my last beer?"

"vincent"

"vincent who?"

"Vincent VanGoghFuckYourself!"

by theclogger September 30, 2012

vancouviranians

Iranians living in Vancouver. Once they move to Vancouver, they shed their FOB status by emulating their white peers.

That includes spiking their hair, getting frosted tips, wearing Basketball jerseys for teams they've never heard of, and changing their Persian names to more English-friendly monikers.
ex. Farshid --> Fred
Davood --> David
Mikabiz --> Mike

Sam: "Wow there are a lot of Persians living in Vancouver now..."

Paul: "I know man, they call themselves Vancouviranians"

Sam: "Can they be stopped?"

Paul: "Nothing can stop the Vancouviranians..."

by MimiPanam December 17, 2008

vandoot

The newry word for a womans vagina/doot/fanny etc

sparky decided to go down hazmans vandoot and was suprised to see there was no vandoot but a HUGE VANDOOT!!!

by brendylovessparky January 10, 2010

Vancouverette

A female that resides in vancouver

that vancouverette's house in vancouver is big

by vancouverette January 27, 2012

vaktovia

a group on the website roblox.com
it used to be a clan but now is just a warehouse for sweaty retards that won't pay attention in class and rather do roblox aiming

Guy 1: What is Vaktovia?

Guy 2: A former clan. Yugitastic was in it.

by elongatedeel June 28, 2021