Buffalo Vasectomy

A vasectomy involving the use of two large bricks in order to eliminate the male sex organs contained in the scrotum.

Dean: There's also the buffalo vasectomy, which involves two bricks.

Jason: That works too, but much more painful.

by TommyHarr March 24, 2010

versectomy

a mans best friend

hey look at that versectomy over there. yea its really immaculate

by mattheewww va February 5, 2018

mental vasectomy

when you see something that is painful to a guys balls. and it hurts your mind.

did you see that guy get hit in the balls by an armadillo?" "yea.. i had a mental vasectomy

by Whale On A Boat March 1, 2011

my grandma got a vasectomy

The ultimate flex. Commonly used in influx situations when faced with complex disparities. Is a comical term, used by the longest of dong men.

Ay that mf potato flammin, my grandma got a vasectomy.

by Jejeejje July 19, 2020

vasectomized

When an apartment building's water is out due to street construction mishap.

I would appreciate being allowed to come over and use your shower because my building got vasectomized when the crew was digging up those infant corpses found in the tunnels under Fifth Street.

by vuh-sec-timmy-eye-zed October 28, 2003

french vasectomy

The act of inserting a lit cigarette, lit end down, into the tip of a man's penis, down his urethra. The idea is that this act will render the man infertile, like a vasectomy.

"I was getting head from this French broad and she refused to take her smoke out of her mouth. She knew what she was doing, but I was still worried she might try to give me the ol' french vasectomy."

by lordofallthatisfart-related January 27, 2009

vagsectomy

When a women has her tubes tied.

i filled Lori up last night with my baby batter. she just had a vagsectomy

by Monty Burns September 27, 2022