UTAD

Abbreviation for Ultimate Tool of Anal Destruction. First used when we found a double sided ram's head dildo 14 inches long.

The biggest UTAD I ever saw was 10 inches around.

by Kevman459 April 19, 2004

U-tard

Multi-generational Utah resident, probably Mormon, with and IQ of +1 over retard.

Our Uber driver was a complete U-tard.

Utah is full of laws only a U-tard could make.

by DangerMRW February 3, 2019

ugtard

a hybrid of the two slang terms;
fucktard and ugmo, an ugtard is a derogatory term for someone who is both unattractive and acting like a mentally handicapped person.

i.e. The rock band Oasis are a bunch of ugtards.

by jessi January 26, 2004

Uptarded

It's like an upgrade to being more retarded.

I upgraded my computer from Windows XP to Windows ME.

by Dick Clevage June 18, 2003

f utarted

when someone you know is acting f*cking retarded. pronounced fa-tard

Kate: wait, so you mean? wait, what do you mean?
Patty: Kate stop acting so f utarted!!!

by G.G.G.B May 13, 2008

Uturd

A piece of shit from Utah.

Man, every time I come to Idaho I gotta deal with all these Uturds.

by The_JDH August 19, 2009

Utada Hikaru

Has-been in J-Pop, and through her #161 Billboard "debut" (it's actually her 2nd album in America), a never-was in America. Grew up in New York because her father's dream as a producer was to produce a hit Japanese act in America. Looks like he has to keep dreaming.

I'm breezy? WTF?

She failed as "Utada Hikaru" and failed in her "2nd debut" as "Utada". What's daddy gonna do next? Debut her again as "Hikaru"?

by R. Kemp January 24, 2005