unexpecteds

The unexpected things that suddenly happen in people's lives which can in the most extreme cases shock them, but always force them to adapt because the unexpected event(s) prevented them from doing what they were planning to do and hoping to be able to do on a certain day, at a specific time.

Charlie told Kathryn, "It made me so happy to see you guys after the "unexpecteds" that popped into our lives." Monday, you had a family emergency and forgot to take your phone, which left me bewildered not knowing why you were not replying to my emails. Then Tuesday, my Internet was down which prevented us from meeting in ZOOM for me to tutor your lovable son.

by but for April 02, 2021

surprised/unexpected reaction

When you receive a text you weren't expecting, you have questions but dont want to directly ask them. You know what other person meant but youre surprised

*Have been texting for a while now..*
Guy: You're soo weird
Girl: uhh thanks?
Guy: In a good way you're unlike any other girl..:)
Girl: :)
Guy: :* (guy feels like if in person, he would make a move and kisses her)
Girl: ?.? (girl is surprised guy text kisses her , surprised/unexpected reaction , like WTF just happened)
Guy: :3 (Guy happy she was surprised)

by LolaBob November 29, 2012

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 09, 2022

Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 20, 2011

Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes May 19, 2012

the unexpected eagle

As you are about to "bust" in your girl, pull out and proceed to do a jump over her while busting and screaming like an eagle. Warning, landing is crucial to succeed

I did the unexpected eagle on my girl last night, now my back hurts because i didn't manage to stick the landing.

by Moglisid December 29, 2017

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 04, 2024