Dirty Undertaker

Is when you fake your own death and during the funeral you come out the coffin with your eyes rolled and stick your finger up someone's ass

Damn that funeral was crazy! He did a dirty Undertaker out of nowhere!

by XionGrey May 1, 2025

bisexual undertaker

The cuntertaker, the goat of money in the bank, DAMIAN PRIEST

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 7, 2024

The Undertaker

Adam David Bailey, a paedophile, virgin and all around pillock.

Joe: Hey Will, did you see The Undertaker in the playground earlier?
Will: Not again?

by The $toked February 15, 2022

Undertaker

A sex position in which you reach over the top and finger a women while she gives you side-head

I hit mad undertaker vibes last night

by GangGangGang6969 February 5, 2020

bisexual undertaker

A nickname for WWE wrestlers Damian Priest, due to how he dresses and how how he always serves

Person 1: "what does bisexual undertaker even do?"

Person 2: "he serves cunt"

by Bisexualundertaker April 8, 2024

The Undertaker

The act of coming out to The Undertakers’s theme song and slowly walking towards the bed with smoke filling the air. After that slow walk, you raise your hands up in the air to slowly turn the lights on and as this is happening, your boner slowly rises up in unison with your arms. When reaching the bed, you choke slam your girl to the bed and send that pussy straight to hell.

Bro! Last night me and Sarah had amazing sex! I gave her The Undertaker and killed that pussy’

by CinnamonToastTits69 December 3, 2024

Undertakers' Alley

Due to either convenience or zoning, the section of the suburb where services for the end of life occur in rapid succession leading to an Undertakers' Alley

Me: Boy, this intersection is depressing. Make a right turn, and you're at the hospital, and a left turn goes straight into the cemetery. If things don't work out at the hospital, you can just haul the bodies across the street.

Him: Don't forget the two funeral homes and assisted living centers on this stretch.
Me: It's an Undertakers' Alley.

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2020