Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.
An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".
An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".
by Cattivo Animale August 4, 2011

He is super sexy has alot of friends and girls becasue of his 16 inch cock when he sticks it in it usually doesnt fit so I just suck it becasue it is so big and when he nuts I cant lick it all becasue there is to much
by Massive Slong 45 March 11, 2022

A handsome blonde haired boy. Normally, kind funny, sweet, well spoken and hilarious. They often are loud but never the less have a big heart. Hobbies sometimes include, singing, dancing, playing piano, and running a succesful YouTube channel. If you ever meet a Tyson, be close to it, because it will enrich your life.
by TysonKirk10 February 10, 2019

Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.
by Tysoner November 16, 2009

A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.
Look at that Tyson
by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 14, 2015

Tall like a tree, and this guy is FUNNY! Loves to party, have fires, fish, AND he fixes things!!!
Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.
He 's got jokes for days.
Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.
I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.
Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!
Tyson knows how to swing a hammer.
He 's got jokes for days.
Always smiling that sexy smile, with the cutest dimples! I love that you can tell when he's undressing you with his eyes.
I'ld let him bust big nuts in my a$$ ANYDAY.
Everyone wants to go to the Tyson Rodeo!
"Oh look at that bull"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"
"is that Tyson?"
"omg hes a God , a legend! i sure want to go the Tyson Rodeo"
"wait til you see him slamdunk backwards"
"giggles"
by ur biggest regret July 16, 2023
