Coined by Bill Simmons. It refers to Mike Tyson, and applies to anyone who has entered a plane of existence so bizarre, you will believe any news you hear about them, no matter how absurd.
An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".
An adjective for someone who has entered the "Tyson Zone".
by Cattivo Animale August 03, 2011
He is super sexy has alot of friends and girls becasue of his 16 inch cock when he sticks it in it usually doesnt fit so I just suck it becasue it is so big and when he nuts I cant lick it all becasue there is to much
by Massive Slong 45 March 11, 2022
A handsome blonde haired boy. Normally, kind funny, sweet, well spoken and hilarious. They often are loud but never the less have a big heart. Hobbies sometimes include, singing, dancing, playing piano, and running a succesful YouTube channel. If you ever meet a Tyson, be close to it, because it will enrich your life.
by TysonKirk10 February 11, 2019
Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.
by Tysoner November 17, 2009
A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.
Look at that Tyson
by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 13, 2015
To get tko'd by a superclean thunderpunch or kick in boxing, mma or street fight. The word may metaphorically used to describe a forceful life event be it positive or negative in effect.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
*dedicated to the great Mike Tyson.
"Dude got tysoned in the street fight"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
"He tysoned her with his affection and good nature"
"The couple got tysoned by poor financial planning"
by smahk April 28, 2021