tanning sock

putting a sock over your weiner to keep it from getting sunburnt while tanning.

i used the ol' tanning sock to keep my giblets from roasting

by k-mads March 25, 2008

tanning bed

cancer in a box

wow, I can't wait to go lay in the tanning bed and burn a layer of my skin off :D

by NO :] February 24, 2009

tanning

People cooking.

Let's go tanning in the oven.

by HIPPOLOVERKILL October 14, 2011

tanning bed

A box you lay down in that helps you get wrinkles faster.

I can't wait to lie down inside the tanning bed.

by LindsayLohan April 14, 2006

Moon Tanning

The act of getting a tan from the moon. It helps if you are on mushrooms.

Team Hammer went Moon Tanning last night, it was awesome.

by Team Hammer September 20, 2010

tanning booth

A closet-like box that sprays brownish color on you to make you look tan.

Mystic Tan is a popular tanning booth.

by HUH February 27, 2005

tanninity

tanness, a noun form of tan

Maybe he's Mexican, that would explain his tanninity.

by asdfgh jkliop July 20, 2008