twook

A fork with two tines.

Use the twook and carving knife to carve the turkey.

by @$$bl@55+3r December 27, 2016

Twooter

A trait that is makes a person invaluable to society and accepts their mistakes, not being ashamed of them.

Random Person: Hey Twooter! How are you doing?
Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

by fsdgfsghfgs June 5, 2021

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013

Nigga twoshoes

When a nigga starts asking too much questions that it’s annoying

You know andre he’s too much of a nigga twoshoes

by stopitwiththeshenanigans September 15, 2019

twoon

The definition of "Twoon" is half a twat and a loon

You're a TWOONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Amy Elizabeth November 7, 2007

twoon

another word for a vagina

mix of twat and poon.

can also be used as an insult.

dude,i fingered the shit out of her twoon.

ohh yes, this twoon feels like im eatin a cheesecake and fuckin it too.

time to get some TWOONTANG BOYS.

fuck that danny kid is ssuch a twoon.

by twoonmaster May 12, 2010

tawni twohands

One whose experience in skiing translates to jerking off multiple cocks at the same time.

On the bus ride home tawni twohands would always sit in the middle of the seat and jerk two cocks tremendously.

by Fishingperson1 May 28, 2021