West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.

Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

by Earth Wind and Taint October 2, 2021

Rocky Mountain Two Step

Diarrhea

"He must have ate something that disagreed with him and was doing the 'Rocky Mountain Two Step' all day". (Nicer way to tell someone you or others have/had diarrhea). Could also be 'Rocky Mountain Side Step' or 'Rocky Mountain Quick Step'

by Cache2 January 21, 2022

Aztec Two Step

This is when the shit comes from you arse faster than you can make it to the crapper. AKA Reah

I felt a gurgle in my stomach as I danced the Aztec Two Step down the hall.

by Duder16789 January 15, 2008

Texas Two-Step

When a woman gives a man a harmless blowjob, using salsa for that added spice, and he finishes and she gets ready to go, thinking she is done. Then the man pulls out a lasso, ropes the girl back, and starts fucking her for real, using the cowgirl position of course. Bonus points for hogtying the girl.

Texan #1: Did you give her the ole' Texas Two-Step?
Texan #2: Fuck yeah, and she's coming back for more tonight!

by thisisnotmyrealname22 February 12, 2010

Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.

That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.

by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010

Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.

Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step

by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008

Doo Rag Two Step

When a person wearing a doo-rag is adjusting their head piece while doing a two-step dance to keep their super low and baggy jeans up just above the knee.

I was in an elevator and a dude doing the doo rag two step asked me what was for lunch. i was floored that he was able to concentrate on 3 things at once.

by General Penny Lane August 12, 2011