A book. Just a book. A not-so-special book about a teenage girl who falls in love with a vampire. But people take it to THE EXTREME!!! On the day the Twilight movie came out in England (December 19th 2007) EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE (excluding myself) went to see it on the day it came out.
Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??
Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.
Also, LOADS of flaws:
Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun
Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day
Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs
Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??
If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
Normally people accosiated vampires with Gothic novel. And according to a magazine that I read, it said that 'Twilight is a gothic novel where Bella Swan falls head over heels for the hot boy' WTF?? It is not Gothic at all!! No old haunted mansion, no bats, no PROPER vampires!! And how can you fall head over heels for someone, when we are, in fact, like that anyway??
Now, I admit that I read it when I am unbelievably (sp?) bored, and I do sort of blush a bit when Bella and Edward are talking or something,and I do like it's squeal, New Moon, because Bella is not all gooey over Edward, and hangs around with the werewolf, Jacob, who is, in my opinon, much hotter than Bella.
Also, LOADS of flaws:
Flaw 1: Vampires do not sparkle in the sun
Flaw 2: Vampires sleep in coffins during the day
Flaw 3: Vampires have fangs
Also, in Breaking Dawn (which I put down halfway due to it beng so unplausable)Edward bites Bella to make her into a vampire, yet in Twilight, he claims he has no fangs... How does he bite her if he has no fangs??
If you want to read a gothic novel, try Charlotte Brontes Jane Eyre. Real love, real gothic.
TwilightFan: OMG Twilight Movie is AMAZING!!!
Me: WTF??
TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
Me: WTF??
TwilightFan2: OMG I CANT BELIEVE BELLA MARRIED EDWARD AND HAD A HALF HUMAN/HALF VAMPIRE BABY!! I AM SOOOOOOOO JEALOUS!!!
Me: *slaps her around the head* FFS GET A LIFE!!! *gives her one last slap around the head for luck*
by chemicalvian January 24, 2009
GAY. Twilight is about some emo chick who falls in love with a gray gay vampire... he, I think likes it in the butt.... Stephanie Myer ( or whatever ) is stupid and most of the books are describing his details about his gray skin and shit, what the hell.... like seriously she seems in love with some gay vampire she made up...
dude 1: have you read twilight?
dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire
dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!
dude 2: NO, its fuckin gay its about some gayy vampire
dude 1: oh thank god i didnt read it!
by twilighthater1 May 31, 2009
a series written by a hack author who spends almost the whole book describing the character edward so that the junior high students and emotionally shallow girls can think of how "attractive" he is because he sparkles in sunlight. all in all a very poorly written book series that needs to be buried deeper than the arc of the covenent. if you find outrage in this you are a twilight fan girl and enjoy one dimensional characters and need to pick up a real book. i suggest the H.P. lovecraft series because that sends a euphoric chill down the spine once in a while.
girl: hey ryan i just bought the whole twilight set and i absolutly love edward he is so dreamy i want to make love with him.
me: you realize he is a character in a book and not real right?
girl:i dont care if he isnt real he is soooooooo dreamy.
me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(v-.-)>p== -- (x.xv)
me: you realize he is a character in a book and not real right?
girl:i dont care if he isnt real he is soooooooo dreamy.
me: DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(v-.-)>p== -- (x.xv)
by i am the gnu!!!!! June 1, 2009
It's a good book.
But there's still some flaws in it.
The story is completely PLAIN.
Every book of the series is basically:
- Bella getting into trouble.
- Relationship problems with Jacob & Edward.
- Bella getting hunted.
- Edward and the family to the rescue.
- Bella's safe.
And so on. :| It's like, the WHOLE story could be ended in two books, but the author decided to rant just to make a profit. :X
But there's still some flaws in it.
The story is completely PLAIN.
Every book of the series is basically:
- Bella getting into trouble.
- Relationship problems with Jacob & Edward.
- Bella getting hunted.
- Edward and the family to the rescue.
- Bella's safe.
And so on. :| It's like, the WHOLE story could be ended in two books, but the author decided to rant just to make a profit. :X
Person #1: Twilight rocks!
Person #2: Yeah, but don't you think the story's getting a little overrated? The author could just end it in the 2nd book. There's obviously nothing much to write about. It's just chaos, chaos, & chaos in Bella's world. Cmon. THAT B*TCH IS DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH HER BF!? WTF?! THAT'S DEF A FIRST.
Person #1: CHILLLL DUDE.
Person #2: Yeah, whatever. I just hope the book ends ASAP.
Person #2: Yeah, but don't you think the story's getting a little overrated? The author could just end it in the 2nd book. There's obviously nothing much to write about. It's just chaos, chaos, & chaos in Bella's world. Cmon. THAT B*TCH IS DESPERATE TO SLEEP WITH HER BF!? WTF?! THAT'S DEF A FIRST.
Person #1: CHILLLL DUDE.
Person #2: Yeah, whatever. I just hope the book ends ASAP.
by WORMIE101 January 4, 2008
The worst book ever written. It is basically the story of a freaky, socially-awkward chick named Bella who moves into a small town in the middle of Washington. While there, she meets an equally socially-awkward sparkly dude named Edward. Oh, and Edward is a parasite. A vampire, by any other name. Unfortunately, Edward doesn't kill her, or drink her blood, or sacrifice her to the Vampire community. Why he didn't do that is beyond me. But, their passion for each other exceeds all odds, and they fall deeply in love.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
While all of these hormones are exploding, another love interest gets thrown into the mix; Jacob. Jacob's a wolf kid who is obsessed with Bella.
Whoo. A love triangle. THAT hasn't been done 3,000 times.
But Bella, being a clingy, crazy, moronic stalker insists on being with Edward, and almost kills his entire family, because everyone wants to drink Bella's blood, or whatever.
You know what? I can't even finish my frickin' definition on this subject, because it sickens me so.
But do you know what isn't sickening?
Good literature.
Read J.K.Rowling. Now. Get your Twilight-infected brains away from this site.
Girl 1: "Oh my god! I like totally LOVE Edward's hunky sparkly magic! Twilight is like, the Bible! He's a god! PRAISE HIM AND HIS SHINY BODY!"
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
Girl 2: "NO WAY! Team Jacob, every day!"
*Girls 1 and 2 get into a fight about who is better, and Girl 3 is feeling homicidal by now*
Girl 3: "Screw this, I'm going to go watch Harry Potter."
by Read On July 10, 2011
The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
by celerystalker19 May 25, 2011
To gang up on someone in a manner of 3 vs 1. Done by the three people aligning side by side and slowly approaching the lone one. As seen in the movie "Twilight."
Those three cars are all lined up and about to race each other straight at us! We're about to get twilighted!
by camcal May 1, 2011