tweer

a term used to label a homosexual with bread

did you see rob making out with that guy in the bakery, he is such a tweer

by SpanishchixMB September 1, 2008

boss tweed

Pseudo-Southern slang for really good marijuana.

"Son, I was smokin' on some BOSS tweed laz' night, ya done heard what I said?"

"Hellz yeah. Hellllllllllz yeah."

by shintriad March 3, 2007

Shannon Tweed

A hot blonde who starred in many Cinemax/Showtime soft porn movies in the late 80s and 90s. She also has had a long-time relationship with Gene Simmons, the lead singer of KISS. Great tits.

I just saw a Shannon Tweed flick that made me hard.

by TheRealDeal77 October 28, 2008

Tweedfucker

A girl engages in sexual activities with her professor and/or TA to get a good grade in a class at college.

Professor Rob gave Mary an A in Calculus 3 because she let him give her a hot carl.

by DRocko August 10, 2005

tweetdork

a user on twitter who tweets about everything and has used at least 3 different twitter clients outside of the web and a mobile phone to tweet. typically, this person will also have their tweet sync-ed back to facebook.

omg, you are such a tweetdork! is there anything about your life that is not on twitter?

by minarad April 22, 2009

tweedle your needle

A slang term for masterbating. (usually referred to masterbating only with the fingers due to a particularly small penis.)

Robert: Don't bother me now, im doing homework!

Me: Does that homework include tweedle your needle?

Robert: Whats that?

Me: You should know. It's all over your schedule. plus your the only person who uses a paper clip to do it anyways.

by SuckonitRob February 4, 2010

tweedling the log

a word that sounds bad, but really means nothing at all

last night I walked in on my roommate while he was tweedling the log

by turtlevagina September 5, 2010