A hybrid of the words twat (vagina) and waterworks (crying). A term describing a person who is overtly sensitive and takes sarcasm and obvious humor personally. The act of bitching and moaning over obvious satire.
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Why you get called a twatermelon:
1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.
Why you get called a twatermelon:
1. Not following bros before hos.
2. Leaving a party early.
3. Not making a move on a girl.
4. Acting like you are drinking at party when you are really just trying not to look like a twat.
"Come over to my house. Mike is about fight some douche."
"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."
"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."
"O.K. I wont puss out."
"I cant, I told Sara I would hang out with her tonight."
"John, don't be a twatermelon. Get your ass over here."
"O.K. I wont puss out."
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