twatch

n. English, derived from twat and bitch. Refers to a woman who doesn't thank a man for sending her flowers.

That twatch didn't even call me after I sent her flowers!

by myfavoriteadam August 27, 2008

Twatch

To watch pornography/ sexual things.
Twat + watch = twatch

I twatched last night.

by sayoko March 22, 2007

Twatching

Watching recorded commercials on Tivo or DVR'd programs.

Dang it, where's the remote? We're twatching again!

by Musicxman December 21, 2010

twatch

mix of a twat and a bitch

You worthless twatch! That was my damn bag!

by JP September 14, 2004

Twerch

A Church that praises twerking.

Lauren: "Welcome to Twerch, where we praise it and shake it".

by Wizard of oz October 13, 2014

Twatchy

When you feel like you are about to have a seisure.

I was playing Pacman and I started feeling a little Twatchy.

by Ted Collins February 25, 2009

Twatchy

An adjective, describing the physical sensation for a woman, that comes before horny and after the initial turn on.

Jennifer felt all twatchy riding on the back of a Harley.

by Chemps June 9, 2011