'twank

wanking over online porn, interne-t-wank = 'twank

''I was having a 'twank last night, watching the Abi Titmuss video when my missus walked in''

by Harry Gooper September 21, 2007

twanking

like wanking, but for dudes with a serious lisp

that dude is such such a virgin, he's always twanking
-your friend who has a lisp and is also a bitch

by probsurmom March 13, 2019

Twank

any derogitory or insult to the male sexuality in general

Michael is the biggest twank on earth

by Joesephina September 3, 2006

TWANK

Pulling ones own self while conversing on twitter. Combination of the words wank and tweet. Often referred to as a twanker.

Just finished doing 5,000 sit-ups and now contemplating a run along the beach. (this is a tweet but obviously a very big wank and hence a twank)

by WordPirate September 1, 2010

Twank

An individual who is both a "Twat" and a "Skank".

Man, Hillary Clinton is such a Twank.

by Rogeee June 19, 2019

Twank

A combination of Twat and Wanker.

"Dude you Twank"
"What a Twanker"

by LOLman xD September 3, 2009

Twank

better than dank, awesome, cool.
ultimate amazing and sick
concocted from TWEAK and DANK.

most common usage is to discuss how great your uppers/stimulants are..they are twank as fuck

man this meth is fucking so crystal clear...this shit is twank as fuck.

by Andrew Twank December 28, 2007