The legendary author of world-renowned books Huckleberry Finn, The Adventures of Tom Sawyer, The Mysterious Stranger, etc. Some may just refer to him as Mark Twain, but his exceptional catalogue of books has earned him the revered title of LORD Twain.
Person A " I just finished reading Huckleberry Finn. Wow, what a great book!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
Person B "Ooh, I was looking to read that soon actually! Who wrote that book?"
Person A "LORD Twain!"
by GarKing May 24, 2022
by Walla Walla Bang Bang January 08, 2020
When driving a plow truck in the north and Shania Twain comes across the radio. Crank up the radio and pedal down
by Thunder rider January 25, 2023
Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 24, 2019
A super sexy man with massive testicles and a massive dick. A combination of the words 'two'(for two testicles) and 'mansplain.'
Girl 1: omg here comes Twain! He's such a sexy man!
Girl 2: ikr! Thr most sexiest man ever to walk the earth, with the most massive testicles ever!
Girl 2: ikr! Thr most sexiest man ever to walk the earth, with the most massive testicles ever!
by Vellichor_ May 17, 2022
by but trade January 01, 2022