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rusty tomato

When you do analingus while inserting your finger (or appropriate probe-like device) into her menstruating vagina.
Gave the oldbag a one-two followed by the rusty tomato, and it wasn't even in season!!
by rustytomato July 21, 2016
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Tomato

What's so wrong with your life that you're looking for the definition of a tomato in urban dictionary
I like tomato
by QUILTON GIRLS May 23, 2019
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Hobo Tomato Soup

tomato soup made from stolen McDonalds ketchup packets and boiling KETTLE water. must be eaten directly after preperation.
we were super bored and stuff, so we made some Hobo Tomato Soup , just to see what it would be like.
by NikkiDempsey March 19, 2008
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downward tomato

A person who is depressed because they don't know where they belong. Downward being depressed, tomato being neither a fruit or a vegetable and thus make it out of place
Mike is a downward tomato because he doesn't know wether he belongs to the nerd group or the art group
by awaffleduck July 3, 2014
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TIMATOV

Think I'm about to openly vomit.
Did she just not notice the menstruation stain on her pants before she put them on? TIMATOV.
by Gary Shteyngart's Lamest Fan September 11, 2010
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the tomato route

When confronted with many options, the decision maker takes the path that is the most morally dubious.
Mike had to choose between his conscience and satisfying the most immediate of his desires. Should he have slept with Brenda Doherty or saved his son Tommy who was in the middle of an allergic reaction from eating peanuts. Through deep soul searching Mike ended up taking The Tomato Route. He'll be giving a heartfelt eulogy for Tommy this Saturday at Our Lady of the Holy Rosary under the auspices of father Frank Doherty.
by Vik Singh September 23, 2019
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tomato rider

Someone who wears red excessively.
Danny Phillips is a pure definition of a tomato rider
by Thisisthetruthsobelieveit July 25, 2014
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