Tuba

The gayest instrument ever created. See cumguzzle

Ben played the tuba all day and cooled off in a shower of CUM.

by CHUBCHUBISFAT May 18, 2008

Tuba solo

A deep, low-pitched fart

"The last time I ate that much chili, I was doing tuba solos all night. My wife had to go sleep on the couch."

by Crossfire905 December 25, 2012

tuba circus

The cacophony of sound made by multiple noisy farts and/or bowel movements coming from multiple stalls in the mens bathroom.

I couldn't take a crap today at work; there was only one stall available in the mens bathroom and I didn't want to join the tuba circus.

by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

tuba fart

The expelling of gas resulting in a low tone like that made by a tuba. Akin to a bugle fart but a much lower tone is produced when really pushing hard in order to hammer that sucker out.

My coworker just let out an enormous booming tuba fart that literally shook my desk.

by thejimparker November 28, 2016

Ass Tuba

The act of farting loudly whilst sitting on the toilet

I thought I had to shit, but I just sat there playing ass tuba.

by D-McNasty January 1, 2012

rubber tuba

A sex toy in the shape of an ass.

The truck driver never goes on long trips without his rubber tuba.

by Dick Gosinya February 13, 2015

Vaginal Tuba

A gaping vagina that makes deep bass-like noises.

How was sex with that chick last night?
Great, up until I heard her Vaginal Tuba.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009