Touching Cloth

When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear.

Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!

by jambomuffin March 23, 2009

touching fabric

when you have to shit so bad your shit is doing the turtle and pokes out and touches your underwear

We gotta pull over and get to the gas station quick cause I'm touchin fabric over here.

by coy July 11, 2004

roughing it like the 90's

To go out and about without a cell phone or a lap top.

"My cell phone's broken, I'm gonna be roughing it like the 90's for awhile."

by stupid_american December 2, 2009

Toughing

To pleasure one through either fisting or giving a handjob.

A girl was toughing him for the first time.

by fdlkdjnk.,c June 4, 2011

touching

Touching can be sexuallly or just normally usually as a form of love or close relationship.

Examples can be a parent hugging or patting your shoulders. Or holding hands with your friend or partner. Sexually touching can be defined as light patting or heavy patting where your sex partner will touch you.

by le random November 23, 2013

verbal touching

When two people or a group of people are talking about how great they are and they cannot decide who is the greatest of them all but they do know that for sure they are all the greatest.

"Hey, Larry, you are doing a great job." Larry replies, "Man, you are doing a better job." The other replies, "Hey, all I know is that we are both doing a great job, but you, Larry, are a little bit better today." They both, conclude that they are the best. The verbal touching will continue until an innocent bystander usually vomits in their mouth from all the verbal touching between these people or groups of people.

by K.D.D. Reading November 30, 2007

Roughing up the clam

Female masturbation

Roughing up the clam, Scrubbing the clam, roughing the diamond, playing with yourself, getting off, spending some private time

by edenmanon January 22, 2009