trouser cough

You basic act of flatulence, or farting to the layperson.

While in a formal meeting, David lift his leg, leans to one side, and farts.
"trouser cough" he says.

by Spinny November 29, 2009

trouser trout

The penis, in all its glory. A wondrous organ, usually found between the legs on human males. origin of this phrase is uncertain, although it may have something to do with the aroma a male penis can take on when left unwashed for a while...

Stop playing with your trouser trout, Jimmy!

by T. Rouser Trout October 25, 2007

Wowzers in my trousers

Means getting intensely excited on multiple facets. Either sexually excited or any form of intense excitement.

1. Sasha started stripping and Jim exclaimed Wowzers in my trousers!
2. Justine heard she got tickets to see Maroon 5 and the prospect of her seeing Adam Levine made her say Wowzers in my trousers!

by mja71889 April 4, 2011

Trouser Friendly Kiss

another way of saying fellatio, blowjob, give head etc

Sarah: so what do you want for your birthday?
Ricky: a trouser friendly kiss.
Sarah: a trouser friendl...? eerruuggh ur nasty!
Liz: you can get one from me!

by caramelboy June 30, 2008

Trouser sprouts

Pubic hair. Can be refering to a male or female.

Man, I would have gone all the way with her. But her trouser sprouts were out of control.

by J-Marq June 26, 2008

Trouserworm

Penis, especially a very large one.

Person 1: Wow, is Matthew carrying around a roll of quarters in his pocket?

Person 2: No, that's just his trouserworm.

by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Trouser love

(n) Feelings of sexual attraction, often mistaken for romantic love.

"Oh god, that idol is so hot. I'm totally in love with him."
"No, you're not. You're just in trouser lover with him."

by Toewsby September 24, 2014