trouser brownie

A dookie in the pants

The young man was afraid to leave his seat, as he'd recently uncorked a monster trouser brownie.

by Trouserlicious October 20, 2006

trouser slam

What you can get at Dennies for only $5.99.

Trone " Where yous gone to ?"

Antoine " Man,I's goin to Dennies,dey got that trouser slam goin on"

Trone "Say Haw "

by Bosorat McFudgenutts December 3, 2006

Trouser Mudd

The unintended release of fecal matter in one’s pants resulting from an attempted fart.

Joe tried to squeak one out but ended up with butt full of trouser mudd.

Stan went to scratch his ass only to discover a finger full of trouser mudd.

by Ed Moose December 6, 2007

Troubed

When a woman, usually German, bleeds on a man during intercourse. Usually this act is totally unexpected and extremely intense.

Dude why are u covered in blood?

I just got "troubed" fool.

She bled all over me.

by hugeassnuts November 30, 2009

Trouser Towel

The act of wiping wet or damp hands on the bottom of your trouser legs.

Usually performed in the presence of pathetic hand dryers in publice toilets, so can be used often .... Especially around where I live ¬¬

Person 1: Hey dude, did you use that hand dryer?

Person 2: No man, it was pathetic, had to use a trouser towel.

Person 1: Same here dude, it SUCKED!

by TommyK1993 July 16, 2010

Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"

"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"

by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018

one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009