trench master

A male. Most probably a spick, with abs and also says douchebag words like: "chill" "ight" "all shweat bro" "i cant talk now, gotta go do abs".
Once dug a hole but go seven blisters and cried about it for two weeks.
Also dry humps for hours and if you can convince him enough... He will suck the shit out of a girls nipples.

Ex1:

Friend: dude the hole is finished, lets go to this party.

Brennen: fuck that man i have blisters

Friend: cmon we told those bitches we would go

Brennen: fine but its the last time i dig wholes with u, fuck off

Friend: u fckn trench master i feed u and u act like a huge dick about two blisters. U bitch.

Ex2:

Douche: yo man it went amazing with that chick last night

Friend: what happened?

Douche: she gave me a handy and we dry humped

Friend: what do u mean you dry humped?

Douche: for like two hours dude

Friend: u trench master fuck did u at least suck her nipples dry?

Douche: nah man, next time tho i promise!

by Cougars#5 November 1, 2013

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trenchtown

A suburb of Kingston, Jamaica. Was the childhood residence of Bob Marley. Was so named because of the sewer system which was open air trenches.

"I remember when a we used to sit
In a government yard in Trenchtown"
- No Woman, No Cry by Bob Marley

by dtaps August 4, 2006

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Trunchbull

a masculine bitter woman who seeks to make everyone's life around her miserable

Don't be a Trunchbull. It's cool to be a strong, confident woman, but there is a difference between being confident and strong and being a Trunchbull. Be confident in your femininity and let men be men.

by ElegantLadie October 19, 2012

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Trench Coats

1. A type of coat which drapes down to your lower knees or near your feet. Occasionally has inner and/or deep pockets to carry materials.

2. A type of clothing that is infamously known by pretty much everyone in existence today from the Trench Coat Mafia who terrorized Columbine back in 1999.

3. I wear this kind of clothing and it scares the shit out of people.

4. If you wear it, you get severely steroetyped by pretty much anyone (even cops, who banned me from the mall for 'shoplifting'. They didn't like the coat, I presume).

Example 1: Me: I love my Trench Coat. It's so warm.

Example 2: Me: The Trench Coat Mafia made a bad name for these cool ass coats.

Example 3: Scared Citizen: Get that coat away from me!

Trench Coat Wearer: Fuck off, I ain't leaving buddy.

Example 4: Cop: I'm gonna have to let you leave, son.

Random Guy: Why, officer?

Cop: You shoplifted, didn't you?

Random Guy: Uh, no I didn't.

Cop: Well, the Trench Coat pretty much gives it away. You're banned for a year. If you come back, you'll be arrested.

Random Guy: I'm getting tired of this place, anyways. (Whispering) Fucking stereotype...

by Mister E. February 14, 2004

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Trench Dweller

A Trench Dweller lurks on many college campus's around the US. This creature is known for picking up war pigs, swamp donkeys, and sloths. You can usually spot a Trench Dweller if it is wearing a green tonga and clashing apparel. He is highly known for picking up pigs, donkeys, and sloths and telling his "boys" stories about it in great detail and making this creature that he banged more attractive than it really was. A Trench Dweller has no shame and has usually never heard of the word "standards".

Bro 1: "Bro, did you just see that Trench Dweller?"
Bro 2: "Yea, it just walked out with a 4'11" 170lbs wilder-beast of a creature under his right arm and that greasy swamp donkey under his left arm."

by PlautParty October 31, 2009

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