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Italian Treadmill

Italian Treadmill is when you stop by the nearest supermarket to get an italian bread and a sixpack(beer) before pulling up to the pre-party.
sup bro, let's get an italian treadmill before we hit the bakken.
by Hørm n’ Øren September 11, 2020
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Treadmill Gerbil

1. A person unable to wrap their minds around the fact that you don't need a gym membership to be or stay in shape.

2. An idiot or tool who frequents Gyms, mainly for the purpose of picking up on people.

3. A jerk who takes personal offense to persons lounging in comfy fitness wear.

4. One of those douches from "Jersey Shore"
Person#1: So I was at the Quik Stop getting a pack of smokes and I was totally getting the stink eye from some Treadmill Gerbil in under armor wear, probably because I was wearing my yoga pants, yanno the ones that my mom got me? The really comfy ones. And my reeboks.

Person#2: Ugh, I hate those people. I don't think they even know how to run off of a treadmill.

Person#1: Yeah...running down a street around a block might cause them to have a conniption, they'd probably stand on their front stoop wondering where the "start" button is.
by Not Anna Blume April 6, 2011
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hedonic treadmill

Being accustomed to wasting money for hedonic purposes (e.g. buying souvenirs, going to cinema every week), that it eventually drains your money
Every time I go on vacation, I blow my budget on souvenirs and fancy dinners. It's like I'm on a hedonic treadmill, and my wallet is feeling it!
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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Like a Treadmill

When you say an action that has nothing to do with treadmills then "Like a treadmill" afterwards but in a cool voice so it seems cool
by Bosch... I'M NOT A NERD June 2, 2016
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organic treadmill

I was on the organic treadmill last night after getting pissed at the party. A way people use to get from one place to another during their day. Used more in the past before the popularity of gyms peaked. It's often a granola's favorite way to get somewhere. Hazards of using include bad weather, seeing other people, dog shit and hobos.
by Slovensko Booty Pops November 5, 2010
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fish on a treadmill

socially and emotionally awkward
when you are left high and dry , especially in an unfamiliar environment you shouldnt be surprised if you feel like a fish on a treadmill
by Sexydimma February 23, 2017
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Treadmilling

The act of masturbation in short bursts to maintain a status of non climax.
guy 1: hey are you gonna bust soon?
guy 2: no im treadmilling itll never happen!
by adimo July 1, 2024
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